Amele Elif Aktan

Hey everyone today I’m gonna talk about something Today I will talk about something a lot different. I introduce you “AMELE” how do you pronounce it?(aomalé) what is Amele?, who can be Amele? what Amele’s do? what can you do to be Amele also? so simple i will go step by step
What is Amele?
Amele means construction worker in turkish slang, and you can call some certain people that name.
Who is Amele?
It’s so simple there is so many Amele’s out there. How can you tell? Well, my favorite Amele is Elif Aktan. She is a gangster, she calls herself EA. She rides white truck all over the city, she barely reaches the steering wheel. She jumps, when she tries to get out of the car. She is adorable. She eats kebab 24/7, before food she eats two deserts a head, When you ask her why she will tell you “Food comes late, desert is faster, I’m hungry.” Thats fair enough . She eats every kind of food, When she eats Mexican food, she likes to drink HOT tea next to it. She loves Risotto, she loves Manti, and Caesar salad who doesn’t? But Elif likes her Caesar salad different. She adds stuff in it. Imagine Classic Caesar with Caesar dressing, chicken and….she adds, raw salmon, pomegranate syrup. yump?
How to be chic Amele?
Elif knows how to work that style. She got all the rainbow colors on her. If you lost her for a second in a crowded place, you will find her right away. Because she is sparkling like sun. she can wear pink, green, orange, blue even more at the same time. she has every color of bag, shoes,clothes. You probably had times that you saw a dress and taught who could wear something like this? Well guess what My Amele will wear it better than y’ALL! She broke her daddy’s bank by shopping.
What a gang Amele listens?
hell yeah this is my favorite, Elif is “kiro” which means guetto and she listens every kind of music but she mostly listens Ismail YK, Cankan, Ibrahim Tatlises, Ankarali Turgut, Muslum Baba. she is so fly like a G6.
What Amele’s do?
Amele Elif doesn’t work. she sleeps all day, she eats, she runs around picks on people, she goes to clubs with sun glasses on her face at nights, she dances like a gangster she has the moves that nobody has ;D, she eats the world but she never gains wight, she does what ever she likes, she doesn’t care what people say. Sometimes she embarrasses herself and rest of the people around her. She talks so guetto, she eats guetto, she acts guetto. She is funny and its fun to be around her. she is AMELE and I love her the way she is.
How can you be Amele?
I can’t teach you how to be Amele, you can only born as Amele or you can learn from the best. Just follow Elif’s foot steps.

One Last Thing hands up for Elif, It’s her birthday!!!!

by Merve Onur…..

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